5 Ridiculously Outrageous Celebrity Riders
From K-Dash to Mariah and many more, join us as we rifle through the funniest, most expensive celebrity riders ever...
To celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 34th year on earth, some kind soul has supposedly leaked how much it actually costs to have her two golden K’s on your products.
Including “5 first class tickets…first class hotel accommodations…portal to portal first class exclusive ground transportation” and “…glam fee”, the list is awe inspiringly outrageous. Happy Birthday Kim, you are officially not a human being.
Because of course it would be unfair to concentrate solely on Kim for being the most ridiculous woman on earth, shout out to these fellow prima donnas and their ludicrous sense of self entitlement.
According to the Mirror last year, Gaga requested a “mannequin with puffy pink hair” for her dressing room. Added to previous requests of silver satin sheets and an impressive list of cheeses, Ms Germanotta is a woman with eclectic tastes.
Bey’s V festival Rider list is less ridiculous, more impressive. Ordering in a Nando’s for her entire entourage at the Chelmsford leg of the festival last year, her order came to just under £1.5k, and included 48 whole chickens and 58 wing platters. Black card coming your way B.
Presented without comment: “No Busy Patterns”.
A FRIDGE WITH A GLASS DOOR. WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT WHAT’S IN YOUR FRIDGE KATY PERRY? DO YOU THINK SOMEONE IS HIDING IN YOUR FRIDGE? ARE YOU WORRIED SOMEONE’S PUT FULL FAT COKE INSTEAD OF DIET IN THERE?
And on the 7th day, it was decreed that wherever there would be Kim there would be Kanye. And in this case, he comes up top trumps, with demands that his drivers must be dressed in clothes made entirely from cotton and that his hand towels must be imported and Versace.