Kim Kardashian Gets Real About Her Lady Bits With Scott Disick: 'It'll be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway'
Kim Kardashian told her ex bro-in-law, Scott Disick, that her lady parts would be like 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway' if she had any more babies
We all know by now that Kim Kardashian doesn't have a problem sharing everything with the people of the world. And we really mean everything.
But even so, it was still slightly surprising when she had a seriously candid talk about her post-childbirth vagina with Scott Disick on this week's KUWTK.
Kim told Kourtney's ex that Kanye has been pestering her for baby no.3 but she doesn't think her vajayjay could cope.
"I just think, 'Ugh, I'll never be the same down there'. Kanye says it feels the same," she said. "But it'll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
What imaginative use of imagery, Kimmy.
An unruffled Scott replied: "I feel like me and Kanye don't care about that.
"It's the fact that something that big has come in and out of there. Things are just different internally. There's just like bumps and curves, you know what I'm saying? It's just not the same."
We're assuming the big 'something' here is a baby, btw.
Kim then piped up with: "It's like the same house but the furniture is rearranged."
Which Scott enthusiastically agreed with: "Correct! Exactly! The front door is still the same, but inside, the couches have been spread apart and mixed and matched like a hurricane hit."
What a time to be alive, eh folks?