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Kim Kardashian's $10,000 Valentine's Day Gift Guide Features A Stripper Pole And A Candy Thong

Because of course it does.

No idea what to get your significant other for Valentine's Day this year? Kim Kardashian's got your back and has shared several gift guides on her website to give you a few ideas on what to splash out on to show them that you love them.

Naturally nothing on Kimmy K's list comes cheap and she's gone for a pretty luxe approach that mixesup designer undies with some slightly more Fifty Shades of Grey inspired options including a riding crop, a stripper pole and an edible candy G-string.

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From the looks of things, V-Day round the Kardashian-West house is quite the affair and aside from the usual undies, flowers and nice perfume, Kim's got some slightly more sexy gift options on her list this year.

First up there's things like a bag of 2400 rose petals ($86), Valentino body oil ($46) and chocolate body fondue ($18), but there are also some more risquéoptions includingDésir Métalliquemesh handcuffs ($11), a Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sting riding crp ($35) and a Lovelife Share Couple's Ring Vibe ($59) on there.

Then we get to the downright steamy with a nutritious but potentially not hugely practical candy thong ($10) and your very own stripper pole ($129), because who doesn't need one of those in their front room?

In total this list comes in at acasual $10,000, so we're guessing you might justneed to love your partner more than Kanye loves Kanye if you're going to splash out on it all. Gulp.

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