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This Guy Painted A Portrait Of Kim Kardashian Naked With His Penis

Yep, that's the headline...

You know you've made it when a guy has taken the time to paint a picture of you using his penis as a brush. Right?

Well Uwe Max Jensen is said guy, and Kim Kardashian is the lucky lady who he's painted.

The 44-year-old Danish performance artist chose Kim K's infamous nude Paper magazine cover to recreate with his body, which he says was tricky when it came down to the finer details. No kidding.

“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other,” he told the Daily Dot. “I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”

Jensen said it took about 8-10 hours to complete, and used acrylic paint as the material of choice.

“If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details,” he told the Copenhagen Post. “But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”

Clearly pleased with the outcome, the artist loves that his penis has several uses.

“My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy,” Jensen said. “But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.”

Happy Friday!

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