Kourtney Kardashian Basically Gets A Wedding Cake For Her Birthday
Not that we're jealous.
Just when we thought nothing could beat the Princess Castle cake our mum baked for our fourth birthday, Kourtney Kardashian went and got what can only be described as a wedding cake for her big day.
This wasn't just any old wedding-cake-that-was-actually-a-birthday-cake though - This was a five tiered, white, diamante embellished, intricately patterned wedding-cake-that-was-actually-a-birthday cake. ONE WITH BIG SPARKLERS ON THE SIDE TOO.
Talk about being fancier than your average flamingo wearing a feather boa.
Kim shared photos and videos of the Miami birthday bonanza on her Snapchat, with Kourtney looking totally shocked and surprised as she was presented with her ginormous cake.
No word though on whether the birthday girl managed to surpass our current record and eat the whole cake herself, or on whether the family will be kind enough to send us over a slice of the cake wrapped in a napkin and tied in a doggy bag. We can hope, right?
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