Every Single Selfie Kylie Jenner Has Posted On Instagram In 2017
Because it's Christmas and why the elf not?
Kylie Jenner and her Kylie Jenner lips are the kweens of taking the perfect selfie. A single snap can pull in millions of likes for just a shot of her face. It’s a great face but still – millions? What does that say about our society? What does it say about social media? What does it really take for someone to give you that like.
So we did a super thorough and scientific research project that basically involved us looking at every single selfie she has taken in 2017 with no other outcome than us being even more obsessed with her than we were and forgetting why we started.
CHECK OUT THE TIMES THAT KYLIE PROVED SHE WAS QUEEN OF THE SELFIE BELOW...
The magic of Kylie…
Kylie started the year with a snap of her and BFF Jordyn Woods on vacay in bikinis while we all went back to work. Thanks bbz.
Just a casual £25k Birkin in the background there.
Candy floss hair, we always care.
Back to black and a little bit of camo.
She liked it so much she posted it twice.
We’d prefer not to post a pic of our bikini bodies right now, we’re still carrying a little holiday weight right now.
She probs got paid $400k for this post, so there’s that.
That selfie light tho.
This is majorly freaking us out. We don’t like it one bit.
The hair is very 80s and we’re here for it.
Was there ever a better day than when the pop-up Kylie shop opened? Even thought it was in America and we only saw it on Insta. It counts.
OMG these do not work. *orders ten packs*
We hate our lives.
Do you know how hideous we look from that angle? Like a wrinkled thumb.
Yeezy does it.
Gotta take advantage of that evening filter.
Too good not to take a second selfie.
Okay guys, you got it.
Fashion Nova, splashing that #ad cash.
That wine fridge is bigger than our flat.
Commitment to the selfie light: close those blinds.
One month on and that hair is CHOPPED.
If we look into the sun like that our eyes start streaming like the Niagra Falls.
She was reppin’ Taylor Swift without even knowing it. KIM WON'T BE CHUFFED.
She liked it so much she posted it again.
First stop Maccy D’s, duh.
Are they wearing ski wear? In Vegas? Huh?
We’re no closer to knowing what’s going on.
It makes us criminally insane that she doesn’t even work-out.
It seems too obvious.
This blows Ellen Degeneres’ selfie out of the Evian water tbh.
A classic KJ snap. Perfection.
This bathroom. We can’t.
She’s so thrifty with her lighting skillz.
OMG we want this onesie.
A Pretty Little Thing post? Don’t tell Kourtney.
We need a huge framed pic of ourselves to put on our wall.
How does her makeup always look this flawless?
Lucky she lives in LA because that jumper ain't keeping anyone warm, hun.
This is exactly what we look like going to the gym. Minus, you know, everything.
*buys every single item of Kylie Cosmetics*
WHO DOES SHE MISS? TYGA? TRAVIS SCOTT? TELL USSSSSS.
Where is she going dressed like this if not the gym?
The zoo. DUH.
Is this the bathroom? What fancy ass zoo are they at?
Dog filter and a red wig. Must be a Monday.
The background of this photo is really making our Khlo-C-D act up.
Highlight on point.
Sugar Bear also has Khloe, Kim and Kourtney promoting them? Does Kris Jenner own it?
If you’re looking for a great charity to donate those extra clothes to it’s MTV Team Need Nice Things @ MTV…
BFF goals AF tbh. Lol. Brb. Etc.
Dear Santa. A Balenciaga jumper would be great. Thanks so much.
We’ve run out of things to say.
Okay we had an energy drink and we’re back in business.
The amount of Cartier bracelets she's wearing is not okay with us.
We fret for HOURS over the perfect Insta caption. Next time we’re just picking a coloured heart emoji.
Why is the picture the wrong way up? WHAT SECRET MESSAGE IS SHE TRYING TO CONVEY?
Double denim babes.
Do you think she wears this outfit a lot or does she store, like, 20 pics on her phone to post at times when she’s not feeling herself that day?
THIS HAS ALMOST 3M LIKES.
She still misses Jordan. Where is Jordan? Has someone checked Find Friends?
Did she go pink again or is she tricking us with a January snap? THE POSSIBILITIES.
WOAH, NSFW MUCH?
Two days after the news broke that she is reportedly pregnant and she’s hiding her stomach in a mirror.
And so begins the baggy clothes selfies.
We’ll give you a tenner if you can spot a body selfie from now on.
The world is going crazy trying to guess if she is or isn’t.
She’s just trolling us at this point.
We feel like we don’t even know you anymore Kylie.
Okay we get it, you aren’t telling us.
How about for Christmas you TELL US IF ARE HAVING A BABY. And by ‘we’ we mean you. Kind of.
Better make that cash Ky. Babies ain’t cheap.
Now let Kylie show you why she is the master of all selfies...