Every Single Selfie Kylie Jenner Has Posted On Instagram In 2017
Because it's Christmas and why the elf not?
Caroline FergussonKylie Jenner and her Kylie Jenner lips are the kweens of taking the perfect selfie. A single snap can pull in millions of likes for just a shot of her face. It’s a great face but still – millions? What does that say about our society? What does it say about social media? What does it really take for someone to give you that like.
So we did a super thorough and scientific research project that basically involved us looking at every single selfie she has taken in 2017 with no other outcome than us being even more obsessed with her than we were and forgetting why we started.
CHECK OUT THE TIMES THAT KYLIE PROVED SHE WAS QUEEN OF THE SELFIE BELOW...
The magic of Kylie…
January 4th
Kylie started the year with a snap of her and BFF Jordyn Woods on vacay in bikinis while we all went back to work. Thanks bbz.
January 7th
Just a casual £25k Birkin in the background there.
January 12th
Candy floss hair, we always care.
January 18th
Back to black and a little bit of camo.
She liked it so much she posted it twice.
January 25th
Boxing chic.
January 29th
We’d prefer not to post a pic of our bikini bodies right now, we’re still carrying a little holiday weight right now.
February 8th
She probs got paid $400k for this post, so there’s that.
February 9th
That selfie light tho.
February 12th
This is majorly freaking us out. We don’t like it one bit.
The hair is very 80s and we’re here for it.
February 13th
Was there ever a better day than when the pop-up Kylie shop opened? Even thought it was in America and we only saw it on Insta. It counts.
February 20th
OMG these do not work. *orders ten packs*
February 27th
We hate our lives.
Do you know how hideous we look from that angle? Like a wrinkled thumb.
February 28th
Yeezy does it.
March 1st
Gotta take advantage of that evening filter.
Too good not to take a second selfie.
Okay guys, you got it.
March 7th
Fashion Nova, splashing that #ad cash.
March 11th
That wine fridge is bigger than our flat.
March 12th
Commitment to the selfie light: close those blinds.
April 10th
One month on and that hair is CHOPPED.
April 11th
If we look into the sun like that our eyes start streaming like the Niagra Falls.
April 15th
https://instagram.com/p/BS69Mqbhbp4/
She was reppin’ Taylor Swift without even knowing it. KIM WON'T BE CHUFFED.
April 16th
She liked it so much she posted it again.
April 23rd
VEGAS BABY.
First stop Maccy D’s, duh.
Are they wearing ski wear? In Vegas? Huh?
April 25th
We’re no closer to knowing what’s going on.
April 27th
It makes us criminally insane that she doesn’t even work-out.
April 29th
It seems too obvious.
May 2nd
This blows Ellen Degeneres’ selfie out of the Evian water tbh.
May 5th
A classic KJ snap. Perfection.
https://instagram.com/p/BTuNIW9Bqeo/
This bathroom. We can’t.
May 9th
She’s so thrifty with her lighting skillz.
May 12th
OMG we want this onesie.
May 18th
A Pretty Little Thing post? Don’t tell Kourtney.
May 21st
We need a huge framed pic of ourselves to put on our wall.
May 25th
How does her makeup always look this flawless?
June 5th
https://instagram.com/p/BU8GOVqBjj1/
Lucky she lives in LA because that jumper ain't keeping anyone warm, hun.
June 13th
This is exactly what we look like going to the gym. Minus, you know, everything.
June 17th
*buys every single item of Kylie Cosmetics*
June 23rd
WHO DOES SHE MISS? TYGA? TRAVIS SCOTT? TELL USSSSSS.
July 6th
Where is she going dressed like this if not the gym?
The zoo. DUH.
Is this the bathroom? What fancy ass zoo are they at?
July 7th
Dog filter and a red wig. Must be a Monday.
July 8th
The background of this photo is really making our Khlo-C-D act up.
July 15th
Highlight on point.
July 24th
Sugar Bear also has Khloe, Kim and Kourtney promoting them? Does Kris Jenner own it?
August 2nd
If you’re looking for a great charity to donate those extra clothes to it’s MTV Team Need Nice Things @ MTV…
BFF goals AF tbh. Lol. Brb. Etc.
August 5th
Dear Santa. A Balenciaga jumper would be great. Thanks so much.
August 8th
We’ve run out of things to say.
August 22nd
Okay we had an energy drink and we’re back in business.
August 26th
The amount of Cartier bracelets she's wearing is not okay with us.
August 29th
We fret for HOURS over the perfect Insta caption. Next time we’re just picking a coloured heart emoji.
August 30th
Why is the picture the wrong way up? WHAT SECRET MESSAGE IS SHE TRYING TO CONVEY?
September 2nd
Double denim babes.
September 7th
Do you think she wears this outfit a lot or does she store, like, 20 pics on her phone to post at times when she’s not feeling herself that day?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYwVuqUBw8d/?hl=en&taken-by=kyliejenner
THIS HAS ALMOST 3M LIKES.
September 9th
She still misses Jordan. Where is Jordan? Has someone checked Find Friends?
September 10th
Did she go pink again or is she tricking us with a January snap? THE POSSIBILITIES.
September 18th
WOAH, NSFW MUCH?
September 24th
Two days after the news broke that she is reportedly pregnant and she’s hiding her stomach in a mirror.
October 11th
And so begins the baggy clothes selfies.
October 13th
We’ll give you a tenner if you can spot a body selfie from now on.
October 29th
The world is going crazy trying to guess if she is or isn’t.
November 4th
She’s just trolling us at this point.
November 21st
We feel like we don’t even know you anymore Kylie.
*sigh*
Okay we get it, you aren’t telling us.
November 22nd
How about for Christmas you TELL US IF ARE HAVING A BABY. And by ‘we’ we mean you. Kind of.
December 4th
Better make that cash Ky. Babies ain’t cheap.
Now let Kylie show you why she is the master of all selfies...
Latest News
More From Kylie Jenner
Trending Articles
