Every Single Selfie Kylie Jenner Has Posted On Instagram In 2017

Kylie Jenner and her Kylie Jenner lips are the kweens of taking the perfect selfie. A single snap can pull in millions of likes for just a shot of her face. It’s a great face but still – millions? What does that say about our society? What does it say about social media? What does it really take for someone to give you that like.

So we did a super thorough and scientific research project that basically involved us looking at every single selfie she has taken in 2017 with no other outcome than us being even more obsessed with her than we were and forgetting why we started.

CHECK OUT THE TIMES THAT KYLIE PROVED SHE WAS QUEEN OF THE SELFIE BELOW...

The magic of Kylie…

January 4th

https://instagram.com/p/BO2wSe-h3iE/?hl=en&taken-by=kyliejenner

Kylie started the year with a snap of her and BFF Jordyn Woods on vacay in bikinis while we all went back to work. Thanks bbz.

January 7th

https://instagram.com/p/BO-qgXwhXTV/

Just a casual £25k Birkin in the background there.

January 12th

https://instagram.com/p/BPJ4PR-h_O5/

Candy floss hair, we always care.

January 18th

https://instagram.com/p/BPY-z9khjA2/

Back to black and a little bit of camo.

https://instagram.com/p/BPa5dW4BL8x/

She liked it so much she posted it twice.

January 25th

https://instagram.com/p/BPsknxBhf9Y/

Boxing chic.

January 29th

https://instagram.com/p/BP3heTQh5Gj/

We’d prefer not to post a pic of our bikini bodies right now, we’re still carrying a little holiday weight right now.

February 8th

https://instagram.com/p/BQO3mpLBHWd/

She probs got paid $400k for this post, so there’s that.

February 9th

https://instagram.com/p/BQTX3PAh67x/

That selfie light tho.

February 12th

https://instagram.com/p/BQZUZQWBw2S/

This is majorly freaking us out. We don’t like it one bit.

https://instagram.com/p/BQZU0Dwht83/

The hair is very 80s and we’re here for it.

February 13th

https://instagram.com/p/BQbpiAaBjvo/

Was there ever a better day than when the pop-up Kylie shop opened? Even thought it was in America and we only saw it on Insta. It counts.

February 20th

https://instagram.com/p/BQv4fIhh50K/

OMG these do not work. *orders ten packs*

February 27th

https://instagram.com/p/BQ_2amgBV6c/

We hate our lives.

https://instagram.com/p/BRBf3Gkhgjv/

Do you know how hideous we look from that angle? Like a wrinkled thumb.

February 28th

https://instagram.com/p/BRDJwlCh_UI/

Yeezy does it.

March 1st

https://instagram.com/p/BRE4IZPBfFm/

Gotta take advantage of that evening filter.

https://instagram.com/p/BRE5PygBNM8/

Too good not to take a second selfie.

https://instagram.com/p/BRFybngBMt0/

Okay guys, you got it.

March 7th

https://instagram.com/p/BRWDEz6hJQF/

Fashion Nova, splashing that #ad cash.

March 11th

https://instagram.com/p/BRewPYBhxi9/

That wine fridge is bigger than our flat.

March 12th

https://instagram.com/p/BRhGbGzBL20/

Commitment to the selfie light: close those blinds.

April 10th

https://instagram.com/p/BSsJtkjh_4D/

One month on and that hair is CHOPPED.

April 11th

https://instagram.com/p/BSuatY-hKpj/

If we look into the sun like that our eyes start streaming like the Niagra Falls.

April 15th

https://instagram.com/p/BS69Mqbhbp4/

She was reppin’ Taylor Swift without even knowing it. KIM WON'T BE CHUFFED.

April 16th

https://instagram.com/p/BS7KosKhc4K/

She liked it so much she posted it again.

April 23rd

https://instagram.com/p/BTNTuR8Bp91/

VEGAS BABY.

https://instagram.com/p/BTPIKZ5hHul/

First stop Maccy D’s, duh.

https://instagram.com/p/BTPlNtYB6ym/

Are they wearing ski wear? In Vegas? Huh?

April 25th

https://instagram.com/p/BTSZ-HyBtOq/

We’re no closer to knowing what’s going on.

April 27th

https://instagram.com/p/BTXt0HZh_Bb/

It makes us criminally insane that she doesn’t even work-out.

April 29th

https://instagram.com/p/BTet4KoBp5r/

It seems too obvious.

May 2nd

https://instagram.com/p/BTku-bGh8mj/

This blows Ellen Degeneres’ selfie out of the Evian water tbh.

May 5th

https://instagram.com/p/BTsHyqbBwm4/

A classic KJ snap. Perfection.

https://instagram.com/p/BTuNIW9Bqeo/

This bathroom. We can’t.

May 9th

https://instagram.com/p/BT4fmwABtcK/

She’s so thrifty with her lighting skillz.

May 12th

https://instagram.com/p/BT_9raCAMZn/

OMG we want this onesie.

May 18th

https://instagram.com/p/BUPcEeYBCTm/

A Pretty Little Thing post? Don’t tell Kourtney.

May 21st

https://instagram.com/p/BUXWHX0ACwp/

We need a huge framed pic of ourselves to put on our wall.

May 25th

https://instagram.com/p/BUf5AHCAkXK/

How does her makeup always look this flawless?

June 5th

https://instagram.com/p/BU8GOVqBjj1/

Lucky she lives in LA because that jumper ain't keeping anyone warm, hun.

June 13th

https://instagram.com/p/BVS51hxh-o8/

This is exactly what we look like going to the gym. Minus, you know, everything.

June 17th

https://instagram.com/p/BVdF5B1lqRr/

*buys every single item of Kylie Cosmetics*

June 23rd

https://instagram.com/p/BVrCNB4lQoL/

WHO DOES SHE MISS? TYGA? TRAVIS SCOTT? TELL USSSSSS.

July 6th

https://instagram.com/p/BWMK6-wF4ox/

Where is she going dressed like this if not the gym?

https://instagram.com/p/BWNkZwIF22p/

The zoo. DUH.

https://instagram.com/p/BWN-KX0leiv/

Is this the bathroom? What fancy ass zoo are they at?

July 7th

https://instagram.com/p/BWP74vUl9jJ/

Dog filter and a red wig. Must be a Monday.

July 8th

https://instagram.com/p/BWSnG4sFYKo/

The background of this photo is really making our Khlo-C-D act up.

July 15th

https://instagram.com/p/BWjM_nAltzy/

Highlight on point.

July 24th

https://instagram.com/p/BW8Llwjl6ml/

Sugar Bear also has Khloe, Kim and Kourtney promoting them? Does Kris Jenner own it?

August 2nd

https://instagram.com/p/BXTMLDJlcvi/

If you’re looking for a great charity to donate those extra clothes to it’s MTV Team Need Nice Things @ MTV…

https://instagram.com/p/BXThk3Slv21/

BFF goals AF tbh. Lol. Brb. Etc.

August 5th

https://instagram.com/p/BXbCNSLFwXx/

Dear Santa. A Balenciaga jumper would be great. Thanks so much.

August 8th

https://instagram.com/p/BXidxabFztX/

We’ve run out of things to say.

August 22nd

https://instagram.com/p/BYG_GR2FaX0/

Okay we had an energy drink and we’re back in business.

August 26th

https://instagram.com/p/BYRBpz-l-jv/

The amount of Cartier bracelets she's wearing is not okay with us.

August 29th

https://instagram.com/p/BYYtEf0FDJ2/

We fret for HOURS over the perfect Insta caption. Next time we’re just picking a coloured heart emoji.

August 30th

https://instagram.com/p/BYbtZ19F7tV/

Why is the picture the wrong way up? WHAT SECRET MESSAGE IS SHE TRYING TO CONVEY?

September 2nd

https://instagram.com/p/BYjAgXNl7aA/

Double denim babes.

September 7th

https://instagram.com/p/BYwIAtzheXy/

Do you think she wears this outfit a lot or does she store, like, 20 pics on her phone to post at times when she’s not feeling herself that day?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYwVuqUBw8d/?hl=en&taken-by=kyliejenner

THIS HAS ALMOST 3M LIKES.

September 9th

https://instagram.com/p/BY1NLsFBcXP/

She still misses Jordan. Where is Jordan? Has someone checked Find Friends?

September 10th

https://instagram.com/p/BY2NLEMAuqp/

Did she go pink again or is she tricking us with a January snap? THE POSSIBILITIES. 

September 18th

https://instagram.com/p/BZKRWIblknG/

WOAH, NSFW MUCH?

September 24th

https://instagram.com/p/BZbyiqJlvr9/

Two days after the news broke that she is reportedly pregnant and she’s hiding her stomach in a mirror.

October 11th

https://instagram.com/p/BaH7DXRlXjB/

And so begins the baggy clothes selfies.

October 13th

https://instagram.com/p/BaM6ZOkFID8/

We’ll give you a tenner if you can spot a body selfie from now on.

October 29th

https://instagram.com/p/Ba0AeCzFvjj/

The world is going crazy trying to guess if she is or isn’t.

November 4th

https://instagram.com/p/BbFDTytlg1A/

She’s just trolling us at this point.

November 21st

https://instagram.com/p/BbvS67dF2_T/

We feel like we don’t even know you anymore Kylie.

https://instagram.com/p/BbvTChQlPDd/

*sigh*

https://instagram.com/p/BbvTK58lVqd/

Okay we get it, you aren’t telling us.

November 22nd

https://instagram.com/p/Bb0Ns7blVz7/

How about for Christmas you TELL US IF ARE HAVING A BABY. And by ‘we’ we mean you. Kind of.

December 4th

https://instagram.com/p/BcQFsF8laDh/

Better make that cash Ky. Babies ain’t cheap.

Now let Kylie show you why she is the master of all selfies...