Thursday: Pop Shots!
Kylie's got a big bum, Pete IS a big bum and Sarah's got a big boob (deal)...
Kylie shocked one and all in Sydney last night with the launch of her new perfume 'Darling' wearing a dress the same shape as the bottle.
The voluminious black number (partly seen here) basically gave the tiny-tushed tunestress an arse the size of Australia.
But this is just a quibble as we love seeing the Minogue back on the scene.
She kicks off her 'Showgirl' tour in Sydney on Saturday (Nov 11) and said of her new scent, "It's another fairy tale come true for me."
If reports in The Sun are true - Kyles could have another reason to smile.
She's set to join Robbie Williams on stage on the Melbourne leg of his world tour on December 18 and has reportedly invited the rubbery-faced one to Christmas dinner with her family.
Things are also on the up for Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding - namely, her boobs.
The blonde-haired booze-lover has just signed up to be the chest of Ultimo bras.
And with the hot new pics comes another heartfelt plea from single Sarah to all the fellas out there. "I'm gagging for it," she told The Sun.
Finally Pete Doherty has admitted to being cash-strapped.
The upcoming fashion designer was in court yesterday (Nov 8) on charges of assaulting a Radio 1 journalist.
After admitting to kicking the reporter's microphone out of her hand, earlier this year, he was ordered to pay a fine of 750, but told the judge he couldn't as he only had 27p in his pocket.
Blimey, he's dating the world's most famous model and couldn't even treat her to a bag of chips if she wanted one...