Lethal Bizzle Teaching Dame Judi Dench How To Rap Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day
What happens when a grime legend meets a Dame?
We never thought we'd hear Dame Judi Dench say the words "big big batty on the left" but Lethal Bizzle just made it happen.
Dame Judi Dench, the incredible actress and all-round national treasure, is doing the rounds for her new film Victoria & Abdul and somehow, thanks to LADbible, ended up in a rap lesson with the one and only Lethal Bizzle.
The actress sat down for a rap lesson with the grime legend - who famously made a brand of the word 'Dench' - and attempted his hits 'Pow' and 'Celebrate', quickly discovering her alter-ego "Ju-to-the-Di". It's incredible.
I wanna try and get your number
I just wanna get closer
Gimme one sec and lemme hold you
I love the way you move your hips
So when you wobble
It is like you dance to calipso
You can do it fast
You can do it slow
Back so big
You got me moving on my tip tow
Yeah i really wanna meet it
Yeah i can't wait to greet it
And if she wants me to eat it
I tell her go first
(SYKE)
Then i beat it
I wanna wine up on your bumper
I wanna try and get your number
I just wanna get closer
Gimme one sec and lemme hold you
Wine up on your bumper
I wanna wine up on your bumper
Wine up on your bumper
I wanna wine up on your bumper
Then i wanna see you bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
I wanna wine up on your bumper
(Bust it for me)
I wanna try and get your number
(Bust it for me)
I just wanna get closer
(Bust it for me)
Gimme one sec and lemme hold you
I am in a
Big fur jacket
Am I pimping or not?
Big batty girl
When she's walking
I watch
I wanna say something
But ima say nothing
Cos i dont wanna get no drink on my top
Took her to my crib and we did the bang bang
Then i said girl when you looking to leave
She play fighting and she took off my hat
You wouldn't like it if i took off your weave
White girl, maybe the best i ever had
Brain so good
I had to text her thanks
I won't eat her
But imma treat her
And let her meet the guy that made
Fester Skank
Came to the place in some black nikes
Came to the rave like I'm looking to beef
French tipped nails
And she crunched up her weave
If you looking for a grinder
Then you are looking for me
I wanna wine up on your bumper
I wanna try and get your number
I just wanna get closer
Gimme one sec and lemme hold you
Wine up on your bumper
I wanna wine up on your bumper
Wine up on your bumper
I wanna wine up on your bumper
Den i wanna see you bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
JHEEEZ
Can't stop looking at it
Wanna take you home
And do a acrobatic
Wanna take you shopping
And do a mathematic
Me and you together
That would be a classic
Yeah
That would be outstanding
I think me and you should make a browning
I got a two seater
We can roll around in
Check 1,2
Tell me how dat sounding
I wanna wine up on your bumper
I wanna try and get your number
I just wanna get closer
Gimme one sec and lemme hold you
Wine up on your bumper
I wanna wine up on your bumper
Wine up on your bumper
I wanna wine up on your bumper
Den i wanna see you bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
Bust it for me
The hilarious video starts with Bizzle giving the actress some of his Stay Dench merchandise, which she's more than happy to wear, opting for a white snapback to compliment her gorgeous navy attire. (Sorry, we can't help but stan Dame Judi.)
Their first collab, 'Celebrate', is absolutely priceless as Judi finds out about the mandem and shouts out the big batty to her left.
She fully embraces her inner Ju-to-the-Di when she takes on 'Pow' afterwards, and she absolutely kills it.
"Judi Dizzle and Lethal Bizzle, live in the flesh."
More of this, please. We're completely obsessed.
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By Ross McNeilage
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WATCH LETHAL BIZZLE AND SKEPTA'S 'I WIN'
(Pow, Pow)
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win
You don't want it on a mic ting, I win
Your girl watching my ting, I win
Everyday I go in, I win
See the diamond in my ring, I win
That's a diamond for a king
Don't know why MCs want to try a ting
When you know all you're gonna get is a murking
Yo, yo, it's all switched up now
The real dons are the main fixture, wow
Soon as you hear "It's Lethal da Bizzle records"
Next thing you know you're gonna hear is "Pow"
Manna kings, and you know we don't follow
Someone touch our ting, nah don't bother
Yeah I'm a scholar, X3 shotter
Man's been winning since ching chang walla
Yeah, now we step it up another gear
Still hungry like it was the first year
Sixteen, I was off the hook this year
Doing in artists, really, cos I had no fear
Look, can you keep up? (keep up?)
Still, riddims gonna get beat up (beat up)
No time to put your feet up (feet up)
You hesitate, us man'a clean up
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win
You don't want it on a mic ting, I win
Your girl watching my ting, I win
Everyday I go in, I win
See the diamond in my ring, I win
That's a diamond for a king
Don't know why MCs want to try a ting
When you know all you're gonna get is a murking
What have you actually done?
Apart from be forced to sell drugs and hold a gun
Now you're talking like it's fun
Said that you've made it, blud let me ask your mum
Chasing dough, that's why you get none
You man are washed up, that's why you get spun
Mumsy said she's done having kids
She see me on TV, now she want a next son
But she knows that I'm gonna be who I wanna be
See me online, like they wanna follow me
Sippin' Champagne, sitting in economy
Cos I'm always in the sky, no astronomy (nice)
That's why them man are upset
See your wifey, now she wanna undress
I'm a different breed, say it how it is till death
And we are the last ones left
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win
You don't want it on a mic ting, I win
Your girl watching my ting, I win
Everyday I go in, I win
See the diamond in my ring, I win
That's a diamond for a king
Don't know why MCs want to try a ting
When you know all you're gonna get is a murking
(Yeah, ah)
Yeah, yeah man are first place, no less
I aim for the head while you aim for the chest
One, two, one, two showerman man a pass through
Ten reloads man are spraying on the set
Like 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6
How you gonna catch me while I'm in Heathrow?
See your girl, yeah she give me deep throat
Pull up in your ends like I was Deebo
(Greaze!)
Kesha, look at these guys
They've really switched it up innit
His girlfriend is always flying
Look at her bag
Look at her shoes though, wow
(Go on then, go on then)
(Pow, Pow)
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win
You don't want it on a mic ting, I win
Your girl watching my ting, I win
Everyday I go in, I win
See the diamond in my ring, I win
That's a diamond for a king
Don't know why MCs want to try a ting
When you know all you're gonna get is a murking
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win
You don't want it on a mic ting, I win
Your girl watching my ting, I win
Everyday I go in, I win
See the diamond in my ring, I win
That's a diamond for a king
Don't know why MCs want to try a ting
When you know all you're gonna get is a murking