Accessories To Help You #FreeTheNipple Without Actually Freeing Your Nipples
Celebs includingKendall Jenner and Bella Hadid have been trying to #FreeTheNipple for a while now and tbh we’re so here for it. But it’s kind of impractical for us to go to work or brunch with our boobs on show because the world just isn’t that evolved yet,is it?
So what to do? How do youshow your support without showing your actual areolas? Well friends, here is the solution...
But first, how well do people really know their way around a uterus?
1. Boob ring - £33
Imagine flipping the bird to someone being sexist with this on your finger. FIRE.
Etsy.com
2. Multi-Colour Boob iPhone 6/7/8 Case - £16
As if we need an excuse to buy another phone cover.
urbanoutfitters.com
3. Boob hat - £17
This beanie is advertised as being great for showing your Breast Cancer awareness or support for public breastfeeding so why not free the nipple?
Etsy.com
4. Boob ceramic planter - £20
The only thing that could make us love our plants more.
Etsy.com
5. Boob cufflinks - £19.99
If you’re getting all fancy in a suit then this is the best way to let your nipple flag fly at a black tie event.
Thecufflinkstore.co.uk
6. Boob earrings -$56 (£42)
The fact that these come with the description of ‘each pair are handmade and uneven like real tatas’ gives us actual pure joy.
Theradder.com
7. Boob print mug - £9
New office mug alert.
Urbanoutfitters.com
8. Boobs necklace - £12
Double boobs on your chest? WIN.
Etsy.com
9. Boob Print Duvet Cover Set – From £30
Resting your head on a bosom is comfy AF so just picture sleeping in a sea of them.
Urbanoutfitters.com
10. Boob Print Stemless Wine Glass - £7
Freeing the nipple and wine. Is this heaven? Maybe.
And now, how well do you think people know their way around a penis?