12 Awkward AF Boners All Guys Have Had

And none of them involve sex.

Tuesday, March 6, 2018 - 16:34

Boners. Great when you're in a sexy situation but less great when you're out and about minding your own business and realise you've unexpectedly got one at the worst possible moment.

Unfortunately awkward boners are absolutely a part of life for pretty much everyone with a penis.

But first, how well do people actually know thier way around a penis?....

One guy we asked to help us out with this even admitted: “I wrote to a Just 17 Agony Aunt when I was a kid because I kept getting boners. Her response was: ‘wear pants’.”

Not the most helpful advice, but at least you're not alone. Here's a bunch of the most common awks boners that we're guessing you might just have experienced.

1. At a school disco...

“I was wearing tracksuit bottoms so it was pretty tough to hide. All teenage boys wear tracksuit bottoms to a dance right?”

2. During P.E...

“My class was mixed so it was really awkward. I remember those loose-fitting Umbro shorts so well. They offered no resistance to the power of a pubescent boner.”

3. During a class talk...

“When I was in high school, we had to do a presentation on something related to WWII. Most people chose stuff like Pearl Harbor or the Eastern Front, but I chose Nazi weapon technology. My presentation itself was great. I had pics, visual effects, and a fuckton of info. However, just as I was explaining the MG42’s receiver, my little Hitler decided to give the class a hearty ‘Sieg Heil’. I never lived that down. People still know me as the ‘machine gun boner guy.’ - Reddit.

4. While watching porn with your mates...

“All younger guys watch porn with their mates. Either someone's dad had a couple porn tapes, or you found some porno mags in the woods. And obviously everyone lied when they watch porn, saying they'd also done those sex moves etc. We were clearly all virgins.”