13 Things Couples Do That Need To Stop, Like, Right Now
Please for the love of everything that is good, we beg you...
Whether you are single or with person, other couples can be unbelievably irritating. Like want to punch them in the mouth, push them out a window annoying. But don't. Just give them this passive agressive list of things they need to stop rn.
We don't sound painfully single, YOU DO.
1. The holiday album…
Please, please, please no. One is acceptable, but 64 photos of you and Simon outside Italian restaurants needs to stop.
2. The uninvited plus one …
It’s a girls’ night. As in you must own a vagina to attend.
3. The bed Snapchat…
Ew, ew, EW. We don’t need those visuals, no matter how attractive and young you are.
4. Drunken snogging on public transport...
Especially if you aren’t a teen after their first beer. Actually even if you are.
5. Tagging each other on Facebook at cute videos…
Listen, we love dogs. Like, dogs should get a restraining order against us. But just TEXT THEM THE PUPPY THAT’S BEST FRIENDS WITH A PIG.
6. Passive aggressive fighting…
We know you’re fighting. We aren’t braindead.
7. Sharing a single armchair…
Yeah cool, we like ridin’ solo on a three person sofa while you cram onto the one armchair. FREAKS.
8. Couple selfie overload…
Okay, we get that couples like to take a selfie for momento's sake. But one EVERY SINGLE dinner out? It hurts our eyes.
9. The ‘we'…
‘We’ have no words for how annoying it is.
10. Reading each other’s phones...
NO I DIDN’T WANT TOM TO KNOW ABOUT MY PERIOD PAINS, KATIE.
11. The ‘thank you bae AKA look at us’ Insta post…
Oh thank you boyfriend for this £600 Mulberry bag (and carrier bag it came in AND box) that we must show to the entire world and pretend we’re publicly praising you, but actually bragging about how much you’ve spent on us. Yuck.
12. Silently pitying how much you go 'out out'…
But who wants to wake up alone on a Sunday though?
13. The ‘I’m living vicariously through you’…
Nope you’re sitting there thinking how effing smug you are that you’ve got your person. Die.
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