15 Not Sh*t Valentine's Day Gifts For Girls
Because they don't deserve any more sh*t tbh.
It’s Valentine’s Day which means one thing: gifts that revolve around pink hearts, flowers and chocolate right? WRONG.
This year get your girl something that isn’t so cliché that she'll want to vom and instead show her that you’re a keeper because you know her inside out. Lol. You’re welcome.
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1. For the gal who loves Instagram: Fujifilm Instax Mini 9 Flamingo Pink Instant Camera
You might not want to be outwardly sappy but is there anything cuter than giving her the gift of lasting memories? I know, we’re a confusing bunch.
2. For the gal whose phone is always dead: Rose Quartz Portable Charger
This is pretty and practical which is secretly what most girls want in a SO btw. Apart from when we go through that douchebag phase. But we’ll get over it.
3. For the gal who loves candles: Diptyque Rose Delight Scented Candle
This rose-smelling delight is the ultimate way to say I Love You. Srsly if she doesn’t die over it, we’ll be your one.
4. For the gal who’s a bit sentimental: Instax Photo Frame iPhone 7 Case
This phone case allows her to take a picture of her one true love wherever she goes. The dog, obvs.
5. For the gal who get a little bit anxious: The Little book of positivity
Full of helpful tips and tricks to keep you calm, as well as positive quotes and general good vibes. There is no greater act of love than giving positivity tbh.
6. For the gal who can’t get enough tea: Flamingo Tea Pot
If we don’t get given this on V-Day our lives are over, quite frankly.
7. For the gal that loves the Kardashians: Kim Pocket Wisdom Quotes Book
You might scoff but Kimmy K is actually a very wise lady and if you love your girl as much as Kanye loves Kim, you want her to own this book of advice.
8. For the gal who loves flowers: Three month subscription to Bloom & Wild
Sure, we said no flowers but we meant the cliché roses that die after a week. Give her the gift of a gorge bouquet every month that lasts ages. Plus, she doesn’t have to be there to collect them – they fit through the door. Magic.
9. For the gal who loves a bath: filthy bath bombs
Incorporate her fave thing with the dirty side of V Day. Maybe then she’ll let you get (it) in.
10. For the gal who loves jewellery: Mini Star Moon Charm Hoops
Apart form the fact that these earrings are the bomb, you can also write a sappy message that says she’s the moon (and star) of your life a la Game Of Thrones. RIP Khal Drogo.
11. For the gal who always breaks her earphones: Typo Rose Gold Heart Earphones
They’re fiddly little buggers and she’ll love you even more if you don’t tell her ‘I told you so’ when they break after she’s been chewing them.
12. For the girl who loves love: Modern Monochrome Love You Mug
Because sometimes a little bit of mush is okay. ONLY A LITTLE THO.
13. For the gal who loves a surprise: Valentine's Day Mystery Box
We literally can’t say anything about his because it’s a SURPRISE. God, the excitement.
14. For the gal who’s all about health: Grow Your Own Detox Juice
You might roll your eyes when she tries to make you eat green stuff but if it’s important to her it’s (pretend) important to you.
15. For the gal whose feet are always cold: Magical mermaid socks
Fed up of her heating her ice blocks on your legs? Then trick her into thinking you care about her wellbeing with these GREAT socks.
And if you HATE your gift because your SO didn't get you something from this list then here's the beginner's guide to throwing shade with Bob The Drag Queen....