You've got to feel bad for dudes. Sometimes when you ask them a question they don't quite know how to answer,they panic. Instead of taking a breath and answering in a clever but misleading way, like girls do, they just throw a bunch of white lies at you and hope you don't notice.

But here's the thing guys, we're kind of onto you...

1. I wasn’t checking her out, Iwas looking at that guy's bike...

DUDE. We can see you, we have eyes.

2. I’m just having two beers…

Nope, not one time is this true.

3. I don’t watch porn anymore…

HA.

4. I was terrible at picking up girls…

You know we've met you, right?

5. I’ve only slept with [Insert 30% of actual number here]...

Contrary to popular belief, if a guy is trying to date you he isn’t going to go bragging about how much action he’s had.

6. I love Real Housewives…

Doyou though? We don't care....BINGE-DAAAAAYYY.

7. Marriage doesn’t scare me…

EVERYTHING scares them.

8. I just don’t like labels…

Keep walking, guy.

9. This never normally happens…

Yeah….sure.

10. I’ve never had a one night stand…

Uh-huh.

11. I wear a size 12 shoe…

Why do you tell us such lies? We legit couldn’t care less.

12. Yeah, I booked a restaurant…

You realise we’ll find out. It’s Valentine’s Day.

13. I like your ripped jeans...

Actually means: I don’t get them? Why are they ripped?

14. You’ve got a great voice…

“No it’s really terrible.”

15. I’m stuck in traffic…

That’s weird because Find My Friends says YOU’RE IN MACDONALDS.

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