16 Signs You Are Annoying AF On Social Media
It needs to end. Like, rn.
Have you ever worried that you're one of those people on social media that everyone, legit, cannot handle? Well you should. Peruse these signs will enable you to reflect inwards and see if you're, just, the worst...
1. You use the cryptic ‘someone has pissed me off’ status …
And you are even more annoying if you respond. ‘U Ok Hun?’ Stop that.
2. You post as your dog…
Dogs can’t speak. They do not care about the scenery of their walks, their ‘holidays’ or their human ‘parents’. And while we’re at it, let’s stop acting as if we birthed our dogs. Thanks so much.
3. You write ‘I love you, baby’ posts…
Cool, your boyfriend bought you flowers/dinner/a bag. NO ONE CARES. NOT ONE PERSON. Plus you’re actually just bragging and bragging is gross.
4. You rant about anything serious…
This is social media, let’s calm ourselves. You are only allowed to LOL at Donald Trump and even then, keep it to a hilarious meme. We don’t need your moaning about David Cameron/ unemployment rates/ the 1%. Srsly.
5. you humble brag…
The worst of all brags. At least if you are bragging then own it gurl. The hard-core gym pic captioned with ‘Now for a burger #imsofat’ need to die. We hate you.
6. you use lol as a fullstop…
Grammar 101: ‘LOL’ is an acroymn. It is not an acceptable end to a sentence. ‘Hey hun, I’m good and you lol’. WHY IS THAT FUNNY? WHY?
7. you post too many holiday snaps…
If we wanted to see 78 pictures of the Thailand scenery we would Google it. Put the camera away. Now.
8. you have your dog/baby/car as your profile picture
Is this you? No. Then you are essentially catfishing us.
9. you are #Blessed…
A delicious avocado and bacon on toast brunch order doesn’t make you blessed. It makes you a person with £8.95. Idiots.
10. you post Photo collages for every single friend’s birthday…
Especially annoying when paired with a signature hashtag that you all use for your group of friends. #no
11. When a boy and girl become friends and you ‘like’ it…
Let’s be real, this is mainly aimed at boys aged 16-30. Lol, it’s so funny when two people become friends and one has a penis and the other doesn’t. Maybe he’ll pull her pigtails and call her names next. Eugh. Also if you are 30 and still doing this then stop. You are old AF.
12. you post TMI Pregnancy updates…
In moderation? Then fine. The occasional bump update or amusing post about how clueless your other half is. But the daily morning sickness/eating for two/blah blah blah chat is too much. It’s too much.
13. You love Mirror selfies…
14. Your Fights are all up in there…
Tbh, we are split between finding this annoying AF but also so so so entertaining. There is nothing more basic than having a feud in the comments of someone’s FB status. Haaaaaa.
15. your posts are Photoshopped AF…
YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN. Subtle is not your strong suit, bbz.
16. you have one second Snaps…
Why would you put something on Snapchat for one second? Because you are trying to be provocative? Or mysterious? Or funny? We’ll tell what you are being. Annoying. Stop spamming us, demon.
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