20 Hilariously Real Tweets For Anyone Who Has Thighs In Summer
These will RES. OH. NATE. with you if you have thighs and also have to leave the house at all this summer.
Summer is great for many reasons. It’s nice not having to take off a million layers every time you arrive somewhere, for example. It’s also pretty great not being responsible for winter accessories, like gloves, umbrellas, and scarves. Seriously, carting that lot around is like having children, if losing a child on the tube wasn’t, you know, a really bad thing.
HOWEVER, winter has at least one thing going for it. No, we’re not talking about legit being able to stay indoors and binge watch Netflix without feeling guilty - although now that you mention it, that’s a big plus. We’re referring, of course, to the fact that winter does not encourage The Thigh Chafe™.
Here’s 21 hilariously accurate tweets that will RES. OH. NATE. with basically anyone who has thighs and happens to have to leave the house at least once during the summer.
Like Hansel and Gretel, just with more skin.
On the plus side, summer is nice. On the OH GOD AGONY side, we have thighs.
Not all heroes wear capes.
10/10 would read.
Sending it out into the universe.
Nard dog, we need you.
Can I live????!???
Just so you know.
Why do painful things happen to good people.
Never has Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer been more relevant.
The struggle is real.
Hindsight is a powerful thing.
But always remember this:
- Words by Lizzie Cox.
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