23 Painfully Real Tweets For Anyone Who’s A Bit Of A Disaster
"Kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21.
When you were younger and innocent and untainted by life, you probably couldn’t WAIT to be an adult, right? You thought it’d be an endless party of eating whatever you want, meeting fabulous people, falling in love and just generally having an amazing time. It’s funny to look back and realise how deluded you were, isn’t it?
The good thing is that you’re not alone. Here’s 24 painfully real tweets for anyone who isn’t exactly winning at adulting, or just life in general tbh.
When dating apps are the only way you even potentially meet people, but also you quite like having skin.
Owning property? Oh honey, you can’t even afford towels.
Being an actual grown up is essentially exhausting. You need help. Or the ability to become an infant again.
When you realise that you peaked in year 4.
How are you even supposed to know these things though.
She believed she could so she d-... oh wait, no, she didn’t.
All of your friends are getting married and having babies, you are still struggling with the ‘consuming dairy responsibly’ stage of life.
Take the wins where you can.
Some people just like to watch their world burn. But it’s fine. Seriously, you’re fine.
How do people even have children and keep them alive though.
Ever feel like you’re being trolled by your own brain? Same.
An interesting proposition, kind sir.
Quarter-life crisis time: you want to move to a big city and pretend to be in Gossip Girl / SATC / Made in Chelsea. You also want to be left the hell alone and sit in a dark room watching Gossip Girl / SATC / Made in Chelsea.
That 50k degree is really working out for you, yes?
Sometimes the only solution is pretending to be a delicious Mexican snack.
Self sabotage is real.
When you just want a simple life.
At what point did you actually go wrong though?
Emotional state: permanently awaiting next nap.
- Words by Lizzie Cox.
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