Life has it's ups and downs, but for some of usthose downs aren't quite as bizarre as they are for others.

Take these real life magazine headlines, which might justbe more fiction than fact, but which areprobably still going to make you feel 100% better about things when you mess up.

1. The woman who had her boobs stolen

PLEASE NO.NOT HER NEW BOOBS.

2. The woman being haunted by a chatty poltergeist

Suppose it's better than relentless calls about PPI.

3. These questionable pet owners

Really hope they don't also have children.

4. This fiery weight loss technique

Do not try this at home.

5. This thieving pooch

Is it just us or is society going to the dogs?

6. This horror movie come true

Here's an idea: throw them away.

7. The woman upstaged by a cake

43% sure these are unseen photos from inside the Kimye wedding.

8. Another dog hellbent on overthrowing human kind

So much for being man's best friend.

9.2016's answer to the story of Christmas

Yet another justification of why you should always use adequate protection when listening to K-pop.

10. This seriously hot story

Side note:the cardboard cut out element brings up so many questions about the potential for paper cuts.

11. This woman, who seems very confused about the concept of the Victoria Sponge

And who also just sabotaged her own secret.

12. This man's decision to sacrifice love for Cabbage Patch Dolls

Sort of like a niche version of Where's Wally, isn't it.

13. These shamed child/lizard owners

Presumably they chose the lizard.

14. This, which leaves so very many questions unanswered

Umm...

15. And this, which leaveseven morequestions

Questions we might actuallyrather stayed unanswered, thanks all the same.

So yeah, things could be worse and hey, if they are on a level with this then at least you can make a few quid selling your story to a mag. It's a win win situation.

All headlines via the hilarious reallyreallife.tumblr.com.