So People Are Having Sex On Hoverboards Now
Logistical nightmare or what?
If you thought those hoverboards becoming an actual credible thing that people use to get around was a weird enough thing to have happened in 2015, you really ain't seen nothing yet.
Why? Because of course the latest internet video trend is for people to film themselves, well, having sex while using aforementioned hoverboards.
While getting down and dirty on what is essentially a sideways electric skateboard might sound about as sexy as standing on really sharp Lego in bare feet, not to mention a total logisitcal nightmare, it's reportedly becoming quite a thing among twenty-somethings.
If your initial thoughts on hearing this news involve "yes but penis breakage", "what about the penis breakage" and also "PENIS BREAKAGE THOUGH", then you're not alone. But apparently some hardy types with strong core muscles and possibly a death wish are still experimenting with it following what seems to have started as a trend in porn.
It's the people over at Broadly who've been investigating the rise in this particular cultural trend and they have come to the conclusion that the attraction is a combination of the smooth spinning and rolling motion of the hoverboard allowing for lots of fun new sex positions coupled with the challenge of not falling off and breaking all of your bones (pun most definitely intended).
Naturally they're calling the trend 'hoversex' and while it may seem surprising that people who ride hoverboards even manage to find people who want to have sex with them in the first place, it's supposedly becoming quite a thing. If you're interested, the key is apparently to have one person stationary on a bed or surface, although there are plenty of - obviously NSFW - videos on the internet if you want to do your research first.
"I would assume it would be pretty easy as long as whoever was in the ‘top’ position was doing most of the movement," a hoverboard enthusiast named Drew tells Broadly, just to reassure anyone concerned about the logistics.
So yeah, there's that. Bet Santa is really pleased the most innocent of Christmas gifts is about to become 2016's hottest new sex toy.
- By Linds Foley.
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