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12 Signs That You Are The Absolute Worst Type Of Person

1. You say you love Harry Potter but you've only seen the movies

You might think you're a good person, at least on the surface, but deep down we have a feeling you might actually be the worst.

What? You did click on this story,so you're clearly a little bit concerned that perhaps you aren't the World's Best Person and we're guessing the following signs are going to be a clear indication tojust what degree of awful you're really dealing in.

1. You always slam the front door

It's 6.30am andyour housemates are sleeping? Not any more, suckers.

2. You read a message and don't reply for four hours

And if you 'really' want to annoy,you start typing so they get the three little dots, then delete them and dont't bother to reply at all. WAY HARSH, TAI.

3. You do everythingin your power not to be the one to take the rubbish out

This isagame of sneakily creeping into the kitchen, veryquietly opening the bin, shoving therubbish on top of the overflowing pile and speed walking away - all in the hope that whoever youlive with will break first and do the gross task that is taking the bin out.

Similar to this is therecycling pile,which you treat as agame of Jenga wherethe person who ultimately topples the ever-climbingtower of plastic bottles you've built has to be the one totake it outside. That person will of course never be you, because you quietly rebuild it when it falls like the truly awful person that you are.

4. You immediatelyput your seat all the way back as soon as you get on a plane

It might be themiddle of the day but that's not going to stop you doing afull recline tosquish the really tallperson behind into even more of a tin can sized environment.

If they wanted leg room, they should've upgraded.

5. You say you love Harry Potterbut you've actually only seen the films

Are you also Voldemort because all evidence is so far pointing to yes.

6. You Snapchat people something directly, thenalso post it in your story

Because everyone you know deserves to see that quiteshit picture of your badly made lasagne twice.

7. You leave the empty roll of toilet paper on the holder for whoever comes in next

You're simplynot above making the next person in have to do the wet bum waddle out the bathroom to get more. And don't even pretend you don't know what we're talking about.

8. You've done one of those sickening arm photos with whoever you're dating

It might be theInstagram equivalent of asking everyone you know to give you a gold medal for persuading another human to swap bodily fluids with you on a semi-regular basis, but that's not going to stop you doing it.

9. You refer to 'banter' as though it's a hobby

"Tim, 22 from Gloucester. Looking for a girl who also enjoysmovies, staying in shape and all of thebants."

You know how they used to say sarcasm was the lowest form of wit? That was until banter happened.

10. You steal your housemate's fairlyexpensive shampoo on a regular basis

Can't understand her argument that it's not alegitimate money-saving excuse to save you the much-needed cash to buy Justin Bieber tickets.

11. You ask for advice and then do the complete opposite

Literally why did you even bother to ask. W H Y ?

12. You've considered serving a vegetarian/vegan something involving animal products

Because if they don't know what animal products taste like...maybe they won't notice?

Note: they will notice. And they won't believe youwhen you lie and say you didn't realise mince was made of beef.

Relate to these? OH GOD YOU'RE THE WORST.

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