This Woman Got Her Pet Snake Stuck In Her Earlobe
Sounds dirty but is mainly just plain weird.
Why anyone would want to own a snake as a pet, we may never know, but what we do know is that we 10000000% definitely do not want one after seeing what happened to this woman with hers.
Yeah, she got it STUCK in her earlobe after it leapt inside the gauged hole of her ear piercing.
Explaining how the situation went down on her Facebook, snake owner Ashley Glawe said: "CURRENT SITUATION... I was holding my #SNAKE and his #DUMB ASS saw a hole, which just so happened to be my fuckin #EARLOBE, and thought that it would be a bright idea to #ATTEMPT to make it through.
"It all happened SO fast that before I even knew what was going on it was already too late... Now, #BelieveItOrNot I'm sitting here in the #EmergencyRoom with #BART #STUCK in my fucking #EAR #JustMyFuckinLuck #OhShit #SnakeStuckInEar #SnakeStuckInEarlobe #GaugedEars #SnakesLikeGaugedEars."
Shoutout the those hashtags because #SnakeStuckInEar is the niche tag we never knew we needed.
Luckily Bart the snake is totally fine and after trying and failing to use cooking oil to get him out, she went to the hospital where he was carefully removed after they numbed her ear, lubed it up and used a piece of string to enlarge the hole.
“He acted like nothing even happened and was totally chill,” Ashley explained to CNN.
Now how about watching a video of guys and girls trying to guess what weird sex toys are for? Ok then...