38 Thoughts Everyone Has On The First Day Back At School
1. This time yesterday I was watching Teen Wolf in bed.
As great as it to hang out with your friends all day long, going back to school comes with a whole load of emotions (mainly brought on by being cruelly denied those lie ins you got used to all summer).
Still, it's something we all have to face and if your new term is looming, here's 38 thoughts you're probably about to experience.
Isn't there some kind of law against people having to get up before it's light outside?
Maybe if I just keep my eyes closed and lie very still, Mum will think term doesn't start until tomorrow.
MUUUUUUM, STOP SHOUTING IT's 6.30AM I CANNOT WITH YOU.
And what the hell do I do with my hair?
Do we think I can get away with plum eyeliner?
Where is the damn bus and why am I waiting in the rain.
This time yesterday I was watching Teen Wolf in bed.
I'm so hungry.
Who is this new young teacher who clearly thinks they are going to be the 'hip and fun' one.
There is nothing 'fun' about standing up and introducing myself and telling you three interesting things I did over the summer.
At least unless you count learning to eat Pringles out of the tube without even using my hands as interesting, because I really nailed that.
Can I be excused to go to the toilet?
Great. Can I also be excused for the rest of my life?
Another year gone and I STILL can't work the water fountain without spraying it down my entire top.
Whoever wrote High School Musical clearly never went to school.
Whoever wrote Orange Is The New Black clearly did though.
So Weird Joe kind of got hot over the summer.
Suppose we can't call him 'Weird Joe' any more.
Although he did eat a whole Pritt Stick that time.
And it was only last term.
'Weird But Also Sort Of Hot Joe' it is.
I'm going to eat so healthily this year. Salad bar it is.
I mean, some cucumber and coleslaw with my chips counts, right?
Cucumber is kind of gross.
Maybe I'll just eat the chips.
How is there still three hours of the day left to go.
My brain hurts.
At least I have a fresh new binder to doodle on.
I think I forgot how to write, it's been that long since I held a pen.
Homework on the first day?
You HAVE to be kidding me.
*Gets straight into bed at 6pm*
Can't wait to do it all again tomorrow.