Tinder Date Goes Wrong As Woman Gets Stuck In A Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poo
A disaster from start to finish.
For anyone who's ever claimed to have been on the most disastrous date of all time, sit back and feel grateful for the fact that you haven't found yourself half-lodged out a window trying to retrieve the own poop you unceremoniously launched out of it.
That's exactly what happened to an unnamed woman, who - in a series of a unfortunate events - ended up going for a number two at Tinder date Liam Smyth's house and had to be rescued from the scene by actual firefighters. What a tale.
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Revealing exactly what happened, 24-year-old Liam revealed on a GoFundMe page that said girl panicked after discovering the toilet didn't flush and then found herself in a fix when the window wasn't what it first appeared to be.
"I recently took a girl I met on Tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each other’s company very much," he began.
“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary.
“About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
“’I went for a poo in your toilet’, she told me ‘and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked’, she continued ‘I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window’.
“Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.
Because his date was an "amateur gymnast", she decided to climb into the space between the two windows, package up the poop, and dispose of it from there. Which she managed to succeed on.
"But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap," he revealed.
“Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one way out of our predicament."
In the end, Liam had to phone up firefighters to help break his date of the window, but not before the glass ended up being "destroyed" in the process. Asking the public to make a donation to help him pay for a replacement, Liam has currently made £1,785 of his £200 goal.
The money over his £200 asking fee will be split between two charities - an organisation that provides flushing toilets in the developing world, and the firefighter charity who responded to his call in the first place.