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Zoella's Instagram Versus Us IRL

This makes us sad about our lives...

Zoe Sugg is one of those people that has that Instagram that we desperately want but can never achieve. Just looking at it makes us feel bad about our own lives cos it's that beaut.

We made the error of falling down that YouTube-shaped rabbit hole and compared our actual lives to Zoella's Instagram.

It was a mistake...

This is how Zoe fills her days…

While we are really, really, really far from that…

Our time is spent trying not to weep at our computer tbh.

Look at this picture, so full of love and affection…

We have no one to walk with, BECAUSE WE ARE SO ALONE.

*buys box of wine*

She has the sweetest most loving pug, Nala…

Our cat’s aim in life is to have us killed…

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE US LORD FLUFFY MCWHISKERSON?

How does she cool down on a warm day? A stunning rose-shaped ice cream of course…

But appaz our hands are HOTTER THAN THE SUN...

We'll just eat 17 Flakes then.

This is the way her boyfriend looks at her…

The last time we had a boyfriend, this was the done thing...

FML.

Zoe’s holiday looked like a magical land where unicorn and fairies live…

This would have been so much better than our actual holiday…

The sweet flames would have saved us from sharing a bathroom with our entire family and the neighbour next door.

Her thoughts are deep and meaningful…

Our’s less so….

It's a valid question tbh.

She can rock a wig and look smokin’…

WE’VE TRIED OK…

We can't even pull off our own hair, let's be real.

This is pretty much how Zoella wakes up…

Maybs we should stop drinking on a Monday…

It's too much before the Tuesday session.

She is so organised and together that she’s still got her full set of Dream Phone…

Our version of the world's best game was destroyed during the Dream Phone incident of 1998….

Our sister lost, we cried, the table was set on fire. We’ve never been the same since.

Zoe looks so hawt in a bikini…

We’re carrying some holiday weight so let’s move on…

We're wearing a pool t-shirt so as not to get burnt, K?

She’s super healthy and stuff….

There’s lettuce in a Big Mac…

WE’RE NOT GROSS, YOU ARE.

Those locks though….

We’ve come to terms with what we were given….

But we hate everyone with nice hair with a furious passion FYI.

The Zalfie house looks beyond cosy and inviting…

Sometimes we’re pretty sure our parents switch off the lights and pretend they aren’t home…

We should really start remembering our key. Or you know, move out.


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