Lily Does NOT Want To Slap Peaches
Loveable blabber-gob Lily Allen has announced she was being "sarcastic" when she told a radio station she wanted to "kick" Peaches Geldof last week.
Airing her views on her My Space site, the singer writes, "For the record, my Peaches slur was said in a sarcastic tone. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, I know.
"It also doesn't read very well and I shan't be talking in a sarcastic tone for a while."
The singer also says she's been too busy lately to attend to her cyber diary.
"I've been trying to do a blog for a couple of weeks but i'm finding it hard as I'm knakered and fall asleep almost immediately after I start typing, and nothing funny has happened, and the press twist my sh*t and make me sound like a total c***.
"Maybe I am , I don't know anymore."
'SLJ'