Monday: Pop Shots!

There's no pleasing some people.

Four-times Brit nominee Lily Allen is thinking of snubbing the ceremony coz she doesn't think she's going to win.

This comes after being bumped off the performers' bill in place of Amy Winehouse.

An insider told the Sun, "As soon as she was replaced by Amy people started saying, 'There's no way she will win best female now - it will go to Winehouse."

With Take That as competition in the best singles category, The Kooks in best newcomer and the Arctic Monkeys in best album, it does seem Allen might have a tough time of it.

Still, at least Jamelia's backing her and in the meantime, Lil, just Smile.

Congrats to Scottish band The View, meanwhile, whose debut album 'Hats Off To The Buskers' has landed at No 1 - don't reckon we'll be seeing that lot singing for their supper any time soon.

Finally, David Beckham - last seen riding a white stallion and fending off evil dragons - won't know which invite to take up when he finally gets to LA.

Hugh Hefner has famously opened up his Playboy mansion to the footy hunk, TomKat can't get enough and now it emerges troubled pop star Robbie Williams is building a footy pitch especially for his arrival.

"Robbie's desperate for David to join his team and is convinced a secure indoor pitch that no one can look at will tip the balance in his favour," a source close to Rob told the Daily Mirror. "He is beyond excited about David's move."

Someone tell him he's not the only one...

SLJ