Lindsay Lohan Loses Fingertip In Boating Accident

In news that is decidedly not fetch, Lindsay Lohan has sliced off the tip of her finger in a gory boating accident while on holiday in Turkey.

On the plus side, the missing tip was recovered and doctors swiftly re-attached the digit, and she was well enough to Snapchat the aftermath. Those of a wince-inducing disposition best look away now.

TMZ reports that the star was pulled into the water after attempting to help anchor the boat she was on. In the struggle to disentangle herself, she sliced the tip of her ring finger off.

“This is the result of me trying to help anchor the boat by myself," the 30-year-old actress laughed as she recorded her injury on Snapchat. "My poor finger."

OUCH.

In other news, we should all rejoice in today being the anniversary of one of LiLo's greatest ever (meta) anniversaries. 

HURRAH EVERYONE.