We're 99% Sure Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall Got Drunk Halfway Through Writing Her Christmas List

No sense.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 12:56

Little Mix's happiness mascot Jade Thirlwall revealed exactly what she wants for christmas on Radio 1 this morning, and we're SO CONFUSED.

Her list starts off normal enough, asking for make-up brushes, books and dvds...

Sure, we can handle that.

Here's Jade from @LittleMix with her Christmas list. We love it 👌 pic.twitter.com/5nlycZmU1h
— The BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show (@R1Breakfast) November 17, 2015

Then she goes on to ask for 'Drag Queen stuff' (what does that even consist of?!), coasters, thongs and A PRINTER.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NORMAL REQUESTS. Also who ever uses a printer any more?! WhoOoOoOoo.

Jade told Grimmy that this list is being circulated to her family, who we're sure will be thrilled to buy their darling granddaughter/niece some thongs.

And we thought asking for a Harry Styles calendar was weird.

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Sha-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la

He might got the biggest ca-ar-r,
Don't mean he can drive me wild
Or he can go for miles
Said he got a lot of ca-a-ash
Darlin' he can't buy my love
It's you I'm dreaming of

They try to romance me
But you got that nasty
And that's what I want (That's what I want)
So baby, baby
Come and save me
Don't need those other numbers
When I got my number one

Last night I lay in bed so blue
Cause' I realized the truth
They can't love me like you
I tried to find somebody new
Baby they ain't got a clue
Can't love me like you

Ah
Used to get it when I wa-a-ant.
You were pouring out your love
I could never get enough
Now I'm dealing with these bo-o-ys
When I really need a man
Who can do it like I can

They try to romance me
But you got that nasty
And that's what I want (That's what I want)
So baby, baby
Come and save me
Don't need those other lovers
When I got my number one

Last night I lay in bed so blue
Cause' I realized the truth
They can't love me like you
I tried to find somebody new
Baby they ain't got a clue
Can't love me like you

Sha-la-la-la
Woo-ooo
Sha-la-la-la
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sha-la-la-la
Oh-oh-oh
Can't love me like you

Sha-la-la-la
Woo-ooo
Sha-la-la-la
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sha-la-la-la
Oh-oh-oh
Can't love me like you

L-O-V-E
Love the way you give it to me
When you're with me
Boy I want it everyday
L-O-V-E
Love the way you give it to me
When you're with me
Boy I want it everyday

Last night I lay in bed so blue
Cause' I realized the truth
They can't love me like you
I tried to find somebody new (new)
Baby they ain't got a clue
Can't love me like you
Last night I lay in bed so blue
(Love the way you give it to me)
Cause' I realized the truth
(Boy I want it everyday)
They can't love me like you
I tried to find somebody new (L-O-V-E, love the way you give it to me)
Baby they ain't got a clue,
Can't love me like you

Writer(s): Iain James, Camille Purcell, Steve Mac, James Newman Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com