Louis Tomlinson, who has clearly been living in a cave with no wi-fi for the past two days, has finally responded to those silly 'shoving' claims between him and Liam Payne.

Taking to Twitter to basically (mock) threaten his One Direction bandmate, the singer wrote:

Note that he went with 'boy' after previously writing 'Lad'. What a joker.

Such a joker that he won't have fans think that Liam has won official 'Lad' title:

This comes after Liam previously responded to the hilarious stories on his own Twitter, telling fans:

LiLo is alive and well, so no need to panic.