Madge and Wossy – Fight!
Madonna promised Jonathon Ross a black eye at the British Comedy Awards
Madge, who was at the ceremony to present the Ronnie Barker Award to Sacha Baron Cohen and his Borat team, was welcomed to the stage by Wossy who quipped:
"What a year it's been for you! A new album and a new black baby!"
"I'll give you two black eyes," replied the Pop Queen, wagging her finger.
Ross couldn't help himself, adding: "When I went to Africa, all I came back with was a cheap wallet!"
Madonna saw the funny side, though, and smirked as she presented Borat his award " praising his comedy as being "brilliant, daring and controversial."
Ross had previously warmed the audience over, in the same way as he did at the Q Awards earlier this year, by taking a dig at the-soon-to-be-former Mrs McCartney, Heather Mills.
"She's really gone out on a limb," he said.
Weally wossy, that's just wude!