Wednesday: Pop Shots
Baby David is a dude, Mocherty gets stuck and Diddy gets down with MTV...
Madonna has announced Baby David Banda has a "terrible temper", is "hysterically funny" and weirdly, "very flirtatious" - maybe it was that shiny pink shell suit that gave him his cocky swagger?
The 'Material Girl' spoke out again, after her Oprah Winfrey interview, on tonight's (November 1) Today programme.
The singer also said that even though Dave has been papped sporting a skinny red Kabbalah band in addition to his shiny, new Nike trainers, it doesn't mean he can't follow another religion if he doesn't want to.
"Studying Kabbalah doesn't mean you can't be a Christian or a Buddhist or a Muslim or a Jew or whatever. It's a philosophy. And if David decides he wants to be a Christian, then so be it," she said.
Meanwhile, after spreading his musical love like hot butter across the toast of the pop scene, seems Will.I.Am is set to get up, close and personal with Michael Jackson.
Jacko revealed he's keen to get going with the Black Eyed Peas dude asap, "I like what he is doing and thought it would be interesting to collaborate or just see how the chemistry worked. I think he's doing wonderful, innovative, positive, great music," he said.
Elsewhere, My Chemical Romance have announced they don't want to stop at making albums.
Singer Gerard Way told NME, " "I think ['The Black Parade'] needs to be something. If not a play then a musical. It's such a visual thing. I think it would make a great animated film, something experimental would really work for this."
Not a day goes by without a new Mocherty story either - we love 'em. Latest from the world of Kate and Pete? Well, Mr Docherty reportedly got rushed to hospital the other night.
No, not after a debaucherous bender gone wrong, but after getting a pretty ring of Kate's stuck on his finger.
When are these two going to stop playing at getting wed and just go ahead and bloody do it?
Finally from backstage at the MTV EMAs 2006 in Copenhagan, we can report that P Diddy is a fan of pleb rather than cleb food.
We spotted him nosing round the MTV crew canteen, flanked by heavies and nursing a goldfish bowl of white wine earlier.
Also backstage, we also caught JT, looking intense on his way to a performance run-through and a hyper Juliette Lewis having problems with her feathered headress during a rehearsal of tomorrow's web chat.
It's getting exciting! Keep it here for more EMAs updates throughout the day and make sure you vote by clicking here and going to the official EMAs site!
Watch the MTV Europe Music Awards live on Overdrive at 8pm, Thursday. And get all the latest EMAs bulletins from backstage in Copenhagen on Overdrive throughout the week.