Monday: Pop Shots!

Well, it wasn't a great weekend for burlesque vixen Dita Von Teese and her wonky-eyed husband Marilyin Manson, by all accounts.

The pair are headed for the divorce courts after Dita filed her papers last week.

According to reports, the suspender-snapping sexpot wanted kiddies with the goth rocker but he was too busy partying.

Sources in the US say such was Mazza's love of a good bender (that's boozy nights out), Dita couldn't even track him down to tell him he was dumped.

Ouch.

And poor old Mel B. Things seem to be going from bad to worse for the preggers former popstar.

Stalkeresque fans of her ex - King of Chivalry (TM), Eddie Murphy - have set up camp outside her LA home to heckle and shout taunts of abuse every time she pops out for a carton of milk.

"The police have decided to place an officer outside to keep an eye on things," said a mate.

Let's hope things pan out better for Sienna Miller and Leonardo Di Caprio, if rumours of a budding romance are to be believed.

Ms Miller - who's been been mentioned in the same sentence as Oscar for her role in upcoming flick, 'Factory Girl' - said last week she was going to stick with men her own age after splitting with 34-year-old, Jude Law.

She's 25 and baby-faced Leo is 31 which narrows the gap a bit - the pair are said to be making their first public appearance together at the UK premier of Leonardo's new flick, Blood Diamond.

Elsewhere, bad news on the Jamelia front. A source at her Parlophone record label says the singer is facing the axe.

"Her recent sales haven't lived up to what was expected of her," they said. Her latest tune which peaked at No 10 in the charts shoulda been called 'Beware Of The Drop', not dog.

And finally, someone has faced up to indie trumpet blowers Johnny Borrell and Kasabian's Tom. Bloc Party front man Kele said the pair are full of hot air and that their arrogance "doesn't resonate" with fans.

Ooh, we sense an indie spat or five coming on in 2007 and we like it...

SLJ