The idea of a Geordie Shore baby is both mint and mental.

But according to reports, one loved-up lass is already imagining what her life might be like with a bairn.

Rumour has it that Marnie Simpson and her TOWIE boyfriend Ricky Rayment are so loved up, they’re already considering baby names.

[related]An unnamed source told the Daily Mirror: "It's got serious between them so quickly - Marnie has even Skyped Ricky's mum and they were talking about baby names.”

Blimey.

But Marnie fans don’t need to worry - we won’t be hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in the Geordie Shore house any time soon.

"Not that they're planning on having kids any time soon,” the source continued. “They're just so wrapped up in each other and dreaming about the great future they want together.”

We’re wishing them all the happiness in the world.

Geordie Shore returns to MTV on Tuesday 7th April.