Marnie Simpson has opened up about the secret to getting your lady-area looking perfect, saying that she's ready to share her number one personal grooming tip with the world.

The Geordie Shore gal kicked off the topic of discussion in her Star column, weighing in on Khloe Kardashian's controversial (and basically wrong) intimate cleansing tips.

"It's hilarious that Khloe Kardashian has revealed her eight-point plan for the perfect lady garden," Marns began.

Pointing out that her own lady garden is so perfect it onlyneeds minimal intervention, she said: "I've always said I have a very good-looking vagina, so I don't need much help in that area."

Then, sharing her biggest maintenance secretwith the sisterhood, she revealed:"I'm proud of it, but my biggest tip would be to shave - no one wants it to be hairy!"

So, our Marns has spoken.

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