Marnie Simpson Talks Seriously Personal Downstairs Side Effect Of Having A Bubble Bath
Marnie Simpson has opened up about why her vagina is the bane of her life after explaining that she's had to chuck out all her bubble bath due to the fact her private area is painfully oversensitive.
Having consulted the medically controversial handbook of Khloe Kardashian the Geordie Shore gal has now come to the conclusion that putting any kind of product around her nether region is a no-go option.
"My vagina is very moody - it's so sensitive!" she wrote in her column for Star Magazine. "I can't even use bubble bath because my fanny doesn't like it and I get really sore."
While the level of pain probably isn't on the same scale as she's already experienced with those blasted bore-holes, a bout of vaginal soreness isn't exactly a walk in the park either. Poor lass.
Revealing that she's sick to death of having to deal with a range of gynaecological issues, Marns claimed: "It's causing me so many problems - I sometimes wish I didn't have one! Trust me to have a spoilt vagina!"
Oh, Marns. Maybe lay off the bubble bath next time?