13 Ridic Megan McKenna Insults To Use When You Want To Cut Someone To The Core
We've all got a little psycho in us. It really just depends on how well you can calm her/him in times of total drams.
Megan McKenna? Not that great at hiding her one. But that does mean she has some amazingly cray insults for those of you who like that kinda thang...
1. “Babe you look like a mop”
And no one wants to look like a mop.
2. “Is she in a pageant right now? She looks absolutely ridiculous”
Donald Trump owns Miss America. Nuff said.
3. “Go back to Manchester, or wherever you are from, with your tattooed hairline”
A tattooed hairline? We’ve lived sheltered lives.
4. “Babe I can’t even see your expression you’ve had so much botox”
Are you happy? Sad? In pain?
5. “No offence but you’re more of a one night stand kind of girl”
6. “She's a four out of ten, mate”
There is nothing wrong with being a four. We rock it proudly. And then cry a little in private.
7. “They look like f**king lemons stuck on your chest, babes”
So she can…make lemonade?
8. “Do you want to get some straighteners on your hair because you look like a f**king lion”
The Simba look is so hot rn.
9. “Worry about your fucking image, with your fake toupee and your f**king pedal pushers”
PEDAL PUSHERS. HA. The 90s called, they said never buy white ones and drop chocolate ice-cream on your 13-year old self.
10. “If I had a face like Naomi, I’d do a handstand and let my asshole speak”
BGT would be calling.
11. “No one’s going to fancy him, he looks like a fucking foot”
Feet are not hot.
12. “It tastes like I’m sicking it up after a night out. I wouldn’t even give my dog that.”
Though to be fair, we do feed our dog organic sirloin steak with a side of chicken quinoa.
13. “Shut your f**king face before I shut it for you”
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