Wednesday: Pop Shots!
Jacko's back! And Lindsay Lohan SNUBS Robbie Williams!
The tabs are claiming that it'll be scarier than the actual 'Thriller' video...
What's that you ask? Michael Jackson's face/performance at the World Music Awards in London next Wednesday.
The singer, who hasn't been seen out at an event like this for about 3,023 years, will recreate his famous dancing ghouls in a graveyard scene from the vid, on stage at Earl's Court.
Creeped out audience members will include Beyonce, Gwen Stefani and Nelly Furtado - and Lindsay Lohan will host the bash.
Wonder if MJ will have more luck chatting the self-confessed serial dater up than Robbie Williams did.
According to the Daily Mirror, Li-Lo, snubbed the singer at an LA club after he tried chatting up every other woman in the place before coming on to her.
A source said, "When she rejeceted him he turned beetroot red and left soon after." Well, he had been a bit rude(box).
Elsewhere 30-year-old 'Baby' Spice, Emma Bunton, is planning to launch an attack on the charts again after her stint in Strictly Come Dancing, with backing from non other than Posh
Em wants to hit the top spot with her new single 'Downtown', the official Children In Need song, and says Vicky has been sending her good luck messages.
Finally, if anyone cares, the 'stars' of the new series of 'I'm A Celebrity...' starting next Monday, are: Matt Willis, Myleene Klass, Jason Donovan, Liza Minelli's ex, David Gest, clothes designer Scott Henshall, TV presenter Toby Anstis, Cherie Blair's half-sister Lauren Booth, ex-newsreader Jan Leeming, comedienne Faith Brown and Footy's Wives actress Phina Oruche
Don't all clamour to the remote at once now...