Miley’s 22nd Birthday Bash Was More Penis-Filled Than A Hen Party
Why ride a bucking bronco at your birthday party when you can mount a giant penis?
Miley Cyrus hosted her 22nd birthday party over the weekend and it was every bit as phallic as one might have expected from the Bangerz star. Having rented out Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles, the venue was renamed ‘Miley’s Happyland’ for the night, and contained a penis-shaped bucking bronco. Of course it did.
Wearing a neon orange crop top with contrasting highlighter green short shorts, Miley mounted the huge peen with Katy Weaver, who is the girlfriend of Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne. If you can take your eyes off what the girls are riding, you’ll notice the full club has been blacklit, with inflatable aliens floating all around.
In true Miley style, there was also a giant peperoni pizza cake, while friend and collaborator Jeremy Scott helped continue the theme of Mi-Cy’s favourite things with his thoughtful gift.
“Lurvvvv dis bday pressie tooooo meeeeeee & my jumpy from my bbs @itsjeremyscott @pabloolea fairy god mother @dollyparton,” wrote Miley on Instagram, alongside this cute snap of her in her Dolly Parton sweatshirt.
We don’t know about you, but it sure looks like Miley’s feeling 22!