Morrissey Says No to Smiths Reunion
Mr Happy would rather snack on his own man-fruit
Morrissey has vowed The Smiths will never reform - not even for 5 million.
"I would rather eat my own testicles than re-form The Smiths," he told Uncut magazine. "And that's saying something for a vegetarian."
The cheery uncle of indie also revealed he'd never accept a BRIT as they're ghastly and said Kate Moss has dragged Pete Doherty down to her level.
