Ever lusted after the bums of Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj or Jennifer Lopez, thinking ‘I wish I had that much junk in my trunk?’ Well, Miami spa Sculpting Goddess have taken matters into their own hands – or, should we say, ‘Hoovers’.

Yep, Sculpting Goddess promise to “raise, enlarge and reaffirm the gluteus without surgeries,” instead using vacuum therapy. As in, vacuuming women’s butt cheeks.

Reported here by Pop Trigger, Sculpting Goddess have also shown off many of their before and after shots on Instagram, promising results in one session.

Check out those suction marks!

According to Sculpting Goddesses’ website, “The vacuum machine helps with mobilising the fat cells to the desired area. Also, it gradually lifts and pumps the buttocks. Recommended sessions for results are 12-16 sessions, once a week as it takes a while for fat to be mobilised.”

At upwards of $85 per 45-minute session, it’s cheaper than more invasive treatments, though we imagine results would fade over time.

Our solution? Squatting and self-acceptance. We like all butts and we cannot lie.