Madonna has finally unveiled her highly anticipated music video for 'Bitch I'm Madonna'but, oh wait, it's on Tidal so no one can really watch it.

Unless you're part of that 1% of people who have signed up of course.

The often controversial singer was slated to be taking tips from Taylor Swift and creating her very own Bad Blood 2.0, but it would seem it's anything but.

With a few blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo appearances from Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Beyonce and Kanye West, the best bits of the video actually involve Chris Rock and sock puppets.

The American comedian and actor makes a brief yet memorable appearance as he lip-syncs along to the song, before some glow in the dark socks steal our attention.

At least now we can rest easy knowing that no one is quite crazy enough to try and out do Swift. Like, who would ever do such a thing?!