'Man' and 'Megan Fox' aren't normally two words you would put together.
But in an interview at The Golden Globes on Sunday, the Transformer star insisted she has real insecurities - branding herself 'a man'.
Megan, 22, who wore a stunning, tight fitting golden gown to the event also admitted being extremely 'nervous' about her appearance.
She said: "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a transvestite. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Megan added seeing some of the other stars arriving was doing nothing to calm her nerves, explaining: "I really want Salma Hayek's boobs."
We don't think you have anything to worry about there Megan.
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