No stranger to a) making trouble and b) working with pop stars, Diplo’s said in an interview withinthemixthat he’s made a track with Nicki Minaj, Madonna and UK producer SOPHIE. Wow.

The Major Lazer mastermind slyly droppedin to conversation, “I did a record that was literally SOPHIE and Madonna and Nicki Minaj”.

A plastic-elastic holy trinity, this track (if it really does exist) will push everything we know about internet informed pop music over the brink.

SOPHIE, who releases fidget-flavoured electronic music andhas worked with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, has had a fan in Diplo for some time now

It wouldn't be the first time Madonna and Nicki Minaj have worked together either, hooking up with M.I.A. (herself a long-suffering ex of Diplo) on ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’, that song that M.I.A. flipped the birdon during the Super Bowl on live telly.

The incestuous love quadron weaves ever closer, as Diplo has inevitably worked on tracks for Madonna, though we've yet to hear any of them.

If the track ever surfaces we can only imagine it’ll sound like someone vomming up a pile of glittery loom bands, which could be the best thing ever. In the meantime, have a listen to another unlikely collaboration, of Major Lazer and Ariana Grande for The Hunger Games soundtrack.