Nicki Minaj Drops Colourful 'Barbie Dreams' Video Featuring Hilarious Muppet Versions of Rappers

Ft. Muppet Lil Wayne & Muppet DJ Khaled

Tuesday, September 11, 2018 - 10:28

Nicki Minaj's 'Barbie Dreams' saw her taking shots at.. well pretty much every rapper in the game. From Drake to Eminem, Lil Uzi to Lil Wayne - no one was safe.

Now, a month after the release of QUEEN, she's dropped the music video for the track, starring Nicki in a rainbow of outfits alongside muppet versions of the famous rappers she disses.

WATCH NICKI MINAJ'S 'BARBIE DREAMS' VIDEO RIGHT HERE:

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Uh
R.I.P. to B.I.G.
Classic shit

I'm looking for a nigga to give some babies
A hand full of Weezy, sprinkle of Dave East
Man, I ain't got no type, like Jxmmi and Swae Lees
But if he can't fuck three times a night, peace
I tried to fuck 50 for a powerful hour
But all the nigga wanna do is talk Power for hours
B-beat the pussy up, make sure it's a K-O
Step your banks up like you're moving that ya-yo

Somebody go and make sure Karrueche okay though
I heard she think I'm tryna give the coochie to Quavo
They always wanna beat it up, goon up the pussy
Man, maybe I should let him autotune up the pussy
All these Bow Wow challenge niggas lying and shit
Man, these Fetty Wap niggas stay eyeing my shit
Drake worth a hundred milli, always buying me shit

But I don't know if the pussy wet or if he crying and shit
Meek still be in my DMs, I be having to duck him
"I used to pray for times like this"
Face ass when I fuck him
Man, Uzi is my baby, he ain't takin' an L
But he took it literally when I said, "Go to hell"
Used to fuck with Young Thug, I ain't addressing this shit
C-caught him in my dressing room, stealing dresses and shit
I used to give this nigga with a lisp testers and shit
How you want the pu-thy? Can't say your S's and shit

Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying

I remember when I used to have a crush on Special Ed
Shoutout Desiigner, 'cause he made it out of special ed
You wanna fuck me, you gotta give some special head
'Cause this pussy had these niggas on some special meds
Like Mike Tyson, he was biting my shit
Talking 'bout, "Yo, why you got these niggas fighting and shit?"
On the real, I should make these niggas scrap for the pussy
Young M.A. and Lady Luck, get the strap for this pussy, uh

And I would've had Odell Beckham banging the cake
'Til I saw him hopping out of cars dancing to Drake
I been a five-star bitch, man, word to Gotti
I'ma do that nigga Future dirty, word to Scottie
Had to cancel DJ Khaled, boy, we ain't speaking
Ain't no fat nigga telling me what he ain't eating
YG and The Game with the hammer yelling, "Gang, gang"
This ain't what I meant when I said a gang bang
Tekashi want a ménage, I said tre-way
Curved him and went the Kim and Kanye way
Em', cop the Barbie Dreamhouse then you can play the part
I ain't tryna bust it open in the trailer park

Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Barbie dreams
Barbie dreams
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams

You know I'm all about them dollars
I be supporting them scholars
I let him give me some brain
But he wanted me to ride it
So I said, "Fuck it, I'm in"
He want a cut like a trim
And if he act like he know
I let him fuck it again

I got them bars, I'm indicted
I'm popping, I'm uninvited
I said, "Just lick on the clitoris, nigga, don't fucking bite it"
I ride his, in the circle
I turn Stefan into Urkel
I go around and around and I'ma go down in slow motion

Then I pick it up, look at it
I said, "Daddy, come get at it," uh
Yellow brick road, he said that I am a wiz at it
Yeah, they want it, want it
You know I flaunt it, flaunt it
I'm a trendsetter
Everything I do, they do
Yeah, put 'em up on it, on it

Dimelo papi, papi
Yo quiero sloppy, sloppy
I'll give it to you if you beat it up like Baki, Baki
I'ma kill 'em with the shoe, no ceiling is in the roof
And I'm big, give me the loot, twelve cylinders in the Coupe
I get down with the chrome, I tell 'em when I'ma shoot
I just bang, bang, bang, real killers is in my group

Gorillas is in my unit, vacationin' where it's humid
And I shine, shine, shine, got diamonds all in my cubans
I'm in LA Times more than when niggas lootin'
And my flow spit crack, I think that nigga usin'
He done bodied everybody, in closing these bitches losin'
Using, using up a bitch movin'

No I ain't Studdard and no I ain't Ruben
Damn, a bitch snoozin'
Shoutout to my Jews, l'chaim, Rick Rubin
Big fat titties, yes, they be protrudin'
I be like, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, bring the lube in
I be like fuck 'em, fuck 'em, bring the lube in

Writer(s): Brown James, Hough Melvin Ii Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

The track features a sample of James Brown's 'Blues And Pants' which was famously used as a beat by The Notorious B.I.G in his track 'Just Playing (Dreams)'.

Biggie's version involved fantasizing about "f***ing an R&B chick", but Nicki has gender-flipped the song into a series of clever bars about the apparently thirsty ways of male rappers in the current rap landscape.

Nicki Minaj in her 'Barbie Dreams' Music Video / Credit: Nicki Minaj

The music video, directed by Hype Williams, features hilarious off-brand-muppet versions of a variety of famous rappers that she mentions in the song, including Lil Wayne, Tekashi 6ix9ine and DJ Khaled.

Plus, in what we've come to expect of Nicki in QUEEN fashion, we see her don a huge variety of exuberant and colourful outfits and hairstyles - from fierce full yellow-gold get-ups to short, neon green hair.

Puppet Lil Wayne in Nicki Minaj's 'Barbie Dreams' Music Video / Credit: Nicki Minaj

All we could wish for would be.. more muppets. Nicki name drops 31 rappers (not including her shout out to The Notorious B.I.G in the intro) from the current rap landscape in the track and we can only dream about muppet versions of each and every one of them.

For now, though, we'll have to settle with little muppet Weezy and his muppet-sized ride. BTW - did you hear Yo! MTV Raps has arrived in the UK?!