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Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Sat, 03/05/2008 - 09:21

Hang on, we didn't MEAN it! It was a joke, funny ha ha?!

Oh heck.

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Thu, 08/05/2008 - 07:54

Sell 'em to kids for 30p each

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 16:30

Should've gone through his pockets. He's an accountant so he's bound to be minted. Don't smoke though, and neither do I, so no point in looking for ciggies.

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 16:25

Did you get his smokes n' wallet before he was carted off?

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 16:20

I'm good as can be. Considering I saved someone's life today.*

*Okay, I woke the poor fucker up after he collapsed in the middle of the office, and had a laugh at his expense. But y'know, he could still be there if it weren't for me. The fact he's sitting in Casualty now though might not bear the best news, but still...

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 16:16

Tight? Me old dad used to give me 50 pence a month, whether I needed it or not .....which I invariably didn't! He used to paint himself and drink a lot ....that was more to do with mental health reasons though ...anyhoo .....how the fuck are you auld son?

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 15:46

The dim fucks couldn't afford paint .....and if by "scotch" you mean whisky then that is waaay out of their league .....they do, however, have a certain penchant for parading the Union Jack ...

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 15:33

They still paint themselves blue and get slaughtered on scotch, though, right?

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 15:25

Steady SK .....most Glasgow Rangers fans wouldn't be seen dead in tartan ....

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 15:23

Well, it should be the St. George's Cross, for a start. The Union is meaningless now, unless you're a money grabbing tartan wearer.

RE: Re Boris Johnson winning  —  Wed, 07/05/2008 - 14:43

"he's already pressing for the Union Jack to be flown permanently over City Hall"

What is wrong with that you stupid twat?