Login



Forgotten your password?

Register

Create a Flux profile, make some friends and get yourself on MTV.

Register

MTV.CO.UK Channels

Entertainment Channels

Music Channels

Video / Community / Mobile Channels

FAQ

You are now visiting the MTV2 board

Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Tue, 13/05/2008 - 18:50

Anyone see this site http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

It's kept me amused for about ten minutes (then I realised I had not opened my bottle of wine)

My favourites have to be...

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of suprise.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

There, I'm done

RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Fri, 16/05/2008 - 11:09

Aaaahhh....Christopher Walken for President.

Happy days.

    RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Fri, 16/05/2008 - 11:07

    See #7

    EDIT : WTF's happened to linking ?

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16248_9-most-obnoxious-memes-ever-escape-web.html

      RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Wed, 14/05/2008 - 15:52

      Then Christopher Walken...

        RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Wed, 14/05/2008 - 11:17

        The second ever site was the Mr T one

          RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Wed, 14/05/2008 - 08:07

          Wasn't this popular in the late 90's?

            RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Wed, 14/05/2008 - 06:00

            HAHA....I was on that site a while back.....some are pretty good.

              RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Tue, 13/05/2008 - 19:04

              I sense your disappointment.

                RE: Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird!  —  Tue, 13/05/2008 - 19:00

                Oh Abby.