Noel Gallagher Calls One Direction "F**king Idiots"
Ex-Oasis star says the X Factor group make "banal pop music"...
Speaking of 1D, Noel told GQ magazine: "F**king idiots. Bless 'em. Bless 'em, but f**k 'em at the same time. Banal pop music, like One Direction, say... what I think is - everybody's winning out of it.
"One Direction aren't working in the local f**king Costcutter, so they're winning. The geezer who's writing the f**king s**t tunes - he's winning. He doesn't even have to leave the studio. He's got f**king new houses coming out of his ear holes.
"The record company are winning - 'cos they're all getting their f**king bonuses at Christmas. The young 12-year-old girls are winning because one day they might actually grow up to give one of them a blow job."
He added: "They're all winning. No-one's losing! The only people who are losing are idiots like me at 9.30 in the morning when you're trying to get the kids out the door for school, and they're f**king murdering one of Blondie's songs."