16 Thoughts North West Has Probs Had About Kimye Vs Taylor Swift
Because who else's thoughts even matter?
Forget Katy Perry or Calvin Harris. Click off Khloe Kardashian or Tom Hiddleston's twitter. There's only one person we care remotely about hearing from and their thoughts and musings of this whole Kimye versus Tay Swift saga. The true star of the Kardashian Klan. North West has finally spoken...
(Y'know, what we assume she's thinking anyway.)
1. "What do you guys expect? It's Yeezus..."
The dude who declared he was 'God's vessel?' This Swift shiz is tame people.
2. "Ain't no body got time for this. I need to go and order someone to sort out my Balmain wardrobe."
North West legit has a better wardrobe than we have life. Le sigh.
3. "Dad, let's keep quiet for just a hot minute yeah? Now, what were you saying about the cat in the hat?"
4. "Woah, timeout? What do you mean she 'denies all knowledge'? Pants on fire much?"
Minions! Send her to the naughty step this once.
5. "Pass me the phone, I'll handle it Kiki."
Tbh we wouldn't go up against Nori. She terrifies us slightly. (A lot.)
6. "Oh boo hoo Swift Squad. Got any Lemonade for them, B? Mmm can I have some? Those chicken dinosaurs have left a girl parched."
Mmm chicken dinosaurs.
7. "Did she just come for my dad at the Grammy's? Oooh honey, shiz is about to hit the fan now."
She brings Bitchy Resting Face to a whole other level. SLAY.
8. "What's GQ? I like the alphabet. I'm so much better than Penelope. Omg don't tell her I said that."
If it ain't got Peppa Pig on the cover, it's just not worth her time tbh.
9. "Are you guys naked? Really? Again? Cammmaaannn.You know my friends have Google."
The Famous video dropped and North would never be able to unsee what she saw.
10. "At least her snapchat wasn't me again. I can't suffer pictures. It's like enough already."
THAT is how much of a true star she is. So very Greta Garbo. Too old a reference? Sia then.
11. "I'm sorry she posted what now? Ooh Pokemon."
Screw you and your Hypno too, level 23 gym champ.
12. "Oh hell to the nah. She and her pre-written note can get the eff outta my sand box."
13. "Yo Kenny, you'd best be remembering Kardashian blood is thicker than ice-cold-and-served-in-a-crystal-glass Perrier water and all that."
Kris Jenner will have your head.
14. "There’s a #KimExposedTaylor party and everyone’s invited! I’m wearing my Cartier tiara, betches."
Call Calvin, he'll want to be spinning all up in this hootenanny.
15. "What's good Nicki? Who's team you on?"
But what about your Anaconda?
16. 'Eugh bored now. Wake me up when Katy Perry tweets something else. Or Frozen is on the TV."