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11 Made-Up Awards One Direction Are Destined to Win

Because they don’t have enough already.

They might’ve won 137 awards and had over 230 nominations in their time, but we think One Direction are still missing a few vital trophies from their cabinets.

And after their clean sweep of the TCAs on Sunday (August 16), here are our suggestions of some new honours that’ll keep One Direction #winning for years to come…

1. Fangirls of the year

Because deep down, they know they're as bad as us.

2. Best hip thrusts duringa concert

Making One Direction concerts 59% better since 2011.

3. Most outrageously unnecessary perfume adverts

SO. ELABORATE.

4. Facial hair that makes you want to set yourself on fire

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimised by Louis Tomlinson's 'tache.

5. Grammy for most sexually confusing music video

Every person on the planet was SO into Harry being into Zayn in this video.

6. Jetsetter of 2015

And 2014. And 2013. And 2012.

7. Strongest suit game

Those babies deserve some recognition.

8. Best reading of fans' signs

No matter how weird/awkward/Larry.

9. Head and Shoulders Outstanding Achievement Award

How has this not happened yet?

10. Best dad (who dresses his kid up in Vans and slogan tees)

Soz but not soz.

11. Greatest tribute to David Beckham and Gordon Ramsey

Because they pull it off so flawlessly.

We hope these categories aren't so outrageously overlooked next year.

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