we've come up with a list of far better things One Direction could have confirmed instead of their impending hiatus
One Direction confirmed that they were in fact going on a break, but there are many confirmations we'd preferred they announce.
Let's face it, it's not exactly the news we were all hoping for now was it? In fact we can name many MANY other things we would have preffered the boys to have confirmed instead.
1.Harry is taking a break from the band BUT only for three months. During this time he will live with veteran actress Sally Field for new reality show ‘When Harry Met Sally’.
2.Despite Pretty Little Liars revealing the identity of A earlier this month, in a huge twist, Niall Horan unveils himself as the Liars’ true tormentor.
3.Liam Payne wants time to reconnect with Gary Barlow after a stint on ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ revealed that the Take That star to be his long lost father.
4. The video for ‘Drag Me Down’ was actually a factual documentary. The reason for their hiatus is because they are currently in space on a mission to spread their music to the universe and beyond.
5.The band are only going on a hiatus for two weeks so that Louis Tomlinson can live his life’s ambition to collaborate with Mr Worldwide himself, Pitbull. He will write and produce a sequel to Timber, titled Timber 2: It’s Going Downer.
6.Liam Payne has decided to launch a fitness empire, starting with a DVD called ‘No Payne No Gain’.
7.Harry will be burying the hatchet and join Fiona Bruce, Carol Vorderman, and DW from Arthur as T-Swizzle's latest on stage besties during her next tour date.
8.Liam Payne finally comes clean and reveals he has been masquerading as Mary Berry on the Bake-Off for the past three weeks. His imitation was so good, however, that nobody noticed.
9. All four members of 1D will be taking part in this year’s Strictly Come Dancing – but as one singular contestant.
10. The boys actually received their letters from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry and couldn’t turn down the opportunity. Except for Louis, who will be training to become a dental hygienist instead and he couldn’t be happier.
11. Zayn never left, he just went on a mini hiatus. One Direction will be here forever.
Words: Chris Smith