Zayn Quits One Direction: 11 Steps To Recovery
Grieving over Zayn's departure from One Direction? We know exactly how you feel...
Directioners, we know exactly what you're going through…
WAIT… WHAAAATTTT? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
This is all just one big horrible joke, right? It has to be. Zayn would never do this to us. He would never do this to ME.
I don't know whether to throw up or scream. It hurts so bad. I'm in actual, physical pain. I can't even bear to listen to You & I for the 1,000th time.
Is it my fault? Was I bad fan? DOESN'T HE KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM?
Seriously, though. Who the F**K does he think he is?
Maybe if Harry and Louis and Niall promised to be nicer, he would stay. He could be, like, a part time pop star or something.
My life has no meaning.
If Zayn gave my life meaning, what will I do now?
All by myself. GOD I wish One Direction had covered that. Zayn totally could've hit the high notes.
10. Working Through It
I need pizza.
11. Acceptance & Hope
One Direction still exist. I can cope with the four of them. As long as Harry's there, everything will be fine. And maybe he'll go solo one day. I'm REALLY going to miss that glorious hair, though…
Goodbye, Zayn. We'll miss you.